Tinkerbell
18-10-2007, 07:31 PM
A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to
Melbourne, Australia.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked
for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me
too. I didn't know we had a choice." :D
Melbourne, Australia.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked
for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me
too. I didn't know we had a choice." :D